EXT. MORNING MT. OLYMPUS HOUSE — POOLSIDE
JASPER
I’m going out
STEWIE
(looks at him with pursed lips, silent sigh, folds arms)
JASPER
I’m taking the Porsche.
JASPER
(departs to dress)
STEWIE
(sighs and takes another sip of Mimosa, dials phone for one of his decorating women so they can gossip)
EXT. LATE MORNING — MULHOLLAND — JASPER DRIVING
(Jasper drives the curves expertly, grimacing)
*authors note: Unlike Stewie, Jasper is Bi. He is on a quest this morning for one of his casual affairs.
JASPER is dressed to the nines. He favors a thirties look like this:
(Linen suit, Panama hat).
We see Jasper driving Mulholland and then Sunset, Melrose and other streets in the daylit city, observing the citizenry. He’s frustrated. He’s listening to these guys on the radio:
JASPER
(pulls car to a stop)
Get in.
PASSENGER
(handsome out of work actor Jasper knows)
Jasp!
JASPER
I need the sea.
PASSENGER
Well let’s go then.
JASPER expertly guides his car out towards the beach, taking the long way. Finally we see the car out on PCH at a private cove.
PASSENGER
(whispering in JASPER’s ear — hand moves to JASPER”S lap. We see the waves breaking)
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THE LAST HOLLYWOOD VIKING — by Valentine Bonnaire — copyright 2010 — all rights reserved
VALENTINE BONNAIRE - WRITER 