Opener for my new short story: Deflowermasters Inc.

Deflowermasters Inc. a Dudette tale from SoCal, Lebowski-style in which a techboy gets deflowered! by Valentine Bonnaire c. Feb 2013 ~ “Dude, we have a problem on our hands.” “It’s Jimmy.” “What?” “He ordered a Blobmate.” “What the fuck are you talking about?” “A big fucking vibrating pillow.  It’s his new girlfriend.” It was a […]